From a smoke filled cave on the edge of the Quantock hills in Somerset comes, with disturbing regularity, a glorious dark grinding sound much akin to the scales of the 'Gurt Wyrm of Shervage' grinding it's slow length through the hills and forests surrounding Dead Woman's Ditch. It is thought that the inhabitants of said cave could well be the hatchlings of the Wyrm, whose eggs were never found.
These sounds, oft accompanied by a deathly wailing and screeching thought to be that of the ghost of John Walford, can be heard at night across the far reaches of the herepath.
Over a period of several cold dark months these sounds have been captured with modern recording equipment . They are to be broadcast in order that everyone can come to know the full horror that lies amongst the bracken and leaf rot upon the Somerset hills…PLEASE BEWARE this horror, it will be known as... 'Seo Mere Saetan'.