The Bewitcher Manifesto:
"Rock n' Roll is the devil's music, and heavy metal is its bastard child. In the 1980's, the radical fundamentalist Christian right-wing in America waged a war against this music, bringing its practitioners and its unholy muse to the forefront of the public consciousness.
Over a quarter-century later, the devil's rock n' roll is still alive and well, but the war is far from over.
And so it came to pass...
In the year of Thirteen of Satan's third millennium, a new force rises to defend the ways of old. Bewitcher is the ancient black flame of magic, mayhem, freedom & liberation, burning in blatant opposition to the laughable norms of this modern age. Instead, they look to that bygone era, before its pollution by crybaby emo-kids, when heavy metal in all its glory truly represented the tenets it was founded upon.
May your children be corrupted, may your foundations be shaken, may your mundane existences be forever altered, for this spell cannot be broken. Fall and obey! And beware the curse of the Bewitcher!"